![]() ![]() Those are the sore, sore patches of a boy who’s been slaving away over a money press!” I see the calluses on your hands, young Jerome. “I am indeed! These magic beans, they sprout up into a Magical Money Tree! It creates all the money in the world. “Really?” said Jerome, “and you’re quite sure they’re magical?” “And because you’re such a good boy, they’re all yours in trade for that old economy you have in your hand there.” One, two, three! So magical are they, that if you plant them overnight, by morning they grow right up to the sky,” promised the funny little man. “Three magical beans to be exact, young man. “Beans?” asked Jerome, looking a little confused. The old Chinese man looked around to make sure no one was watching and then opened his hand to show Jerome what he held. “Well what a helpful son you are!” exclaimed the man, “I have a special deal for such a good boy as you.” “I’m going to market to use this economy here to stimulate our nation, sir.” “Where are you off to this fine morning?” asked the man. “Good morning to you,” said Jerome, wondering how the old man knew his name. He hadn’t gone far when he met a funny-looking, old Chinese man who said to him, “Good morning, Jerome, I am Xi Jinping.” So Jerome took the economy in his hand, walked through the estate gate and headed off toward town. I’ll go into town stimulate the economy of our Fair Land!” “All right, daddy B,” said Jerome, “it’s market-day today. “We don’t have enough money to buy food, or masks, or even elections if this keeps up! Perhaps we should find something to fix this terrible and murderous plague before it is too late.” “What shall we do, what shall we do, uh, where am I, huh?” said the ancient man one day, squinting beneath his botox brow. ![]() People were going to food banks just to make ends meet! But despite all their hard work, a terrible disease broke out, the dreaded coronavirus, and Jerome and his father’s land became very poor with barely enough money to keep anyone fed. ![]() It was said to be a hive of scum and villainy! But the decrepit old man, Joe (who suffered from advanced hyper-malignant superdementia) and his son Jerome Powell, well, they made the best of it in trying times.Įvery day Jerome would help his daddy with the chores – giving interviews, creating fun tales to keep people entertained, and running a laborious money-mill. At night you can also get a skulltula on your way to the rock pile.Washington, DC-Once upon a time there lived an ancient, old white man and his son, Jerome, or JPow as his friends called him, on their small estate in the fabled land of Washington, DC. Helps you get (you guessed it, didn't you?) a piece of heart on the large rock pile in front of the temple. Spot 10: Plant your last bean in front of the Spirit temple in the GERUDO DESERT. It helps you get a piece of heart hidden in the largest waterfall. Grab it and soar from the cliff to the lower platform and plant your valuable bean in the soft soil. Spot 9: Go to GERUDO VALLEY and find the small chicken. Helps you reach a secret, not-that-well-hidden box. Spot 8: Go to KAKARIKO GRAVEYARD and plant yet another bean. Helps you reach a piece of heart and provides a shortcut to the crater's entrance. Spot 7: Play Bolero of fire and warp to DEATH MOUNTAIN crater and plant your seventh bean. Helps you get near the trail to the mountain top and allows you to take a piece of heart on the way. Spot 6: Outside Dodongo's cavern in DEATH MONTAIN TRAIL. Helps you get a hidden skulltula during night. Spot 5: Go right, left, right, left, left from the entrance of LOST WOODS to the area with the withered tree and plant the bean. Provides a shortcut to the forest bridge. Spot 4: Go left, left from the entrance of LOST WOODS and plant the bean. Helps you reach a platform with lots of rupees and provides a lift to the lost woods. Spot 3: Behind the store in KOKIRI FOREST. Helps you reach the fishing pond and even a piece of heart on top of the laboratory roof. Provides a shortcut and can get you a piece of heart. Spot 1: By the bean seller in ZORA'S RIVER. Note: Beans must be planted while Link is young to be useful when he gets older. Your first bean costs 10 rupees, your second 20 and so on. Creepglitch is here to tell you about where to plant those magic beans of yours.įirst of all: Buy magic beans from the fat bean seller in ZORAS RIVER, in front of the first gate. ![]()
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